Duo ex Mania
(Show #02)
Written by: Jeremy Sears
FIRST DRAFT:
10/05/08
SECOND DRAFT:
Script Terms
Ext Exterior Setting outside
Int Interior Setting inside
POV Point of view from characters perspective
CLOSE ON Focusing on a body part(s)/object(s)
WIDEN ON Zoomed out on a person/people/object(s)
OV Over View
UV Under View
SV Side view
FV Front View
VO Voice over
OS Off screen
PROLOGUE
OPEN ON
Ext. Jems property day - raining
WIDEN ON the crater left behind from the comet that blew up Jems house, now flooded with rainwater and resembling a pond.
CLOSE ON a couple of geese as they fly in and float in the middle of the flooded crater.
WIDEN ON the gray cloud-filled sky as is pours heavily.
Ext. Abandoned trailer park day raining
CLOSE ON Jems narrowed, unenthused eyes.
Jem
Hmm
WIDEN ON (FV) Jem staring at the screen while taking shelter in a cardboard box sticking out of the soggy mud with just Pockys buffalo and her storage truck in the background.
END PROLOGUE
Duo ex Mania
ACT ONE
OPEN ON
Ext. abandoned trailer park day - raining
CLOSE ON Jems unenthused face as he stares at the screen.
Pocky (OS)
Chamomile tea?
Jem
Hmm?
Jem looks over to his left.
WIDEN ON Jem leaning out of his box and looking up at Pocky while she stands beside him and offers a cup of chamomile tea on a coaster.
POV Jem Pocky looks down at Jem patiently.
(OS)
No thanks.
Pocky blinks and tilts her head.
Pocky
Huh? Why not Jem?
Jem (OS)
Because any longer in this rain and that cups going to overflow.
CLOSE ON the cup of chamomile tea as it fills up with rainwater and overflows.
(FV) Pocky blinks while she looks at the tea streaming down its coaster.
Pocky
Oh, hmm. There it goes now
Jem
You see? (sigh)
Jem looks ahead. Pocky puts a hand on her hip and looks at Jem.
Pocky
Well theres no need to be such spoilsport.
CLOSE ON (SV UV) Jems face while Pocky leans over in the background.
What you acting like one for anyway?
Jem
Oh, I dont know,
WIDEN ON Jem and Pocky from a far distance, showing nothing around them but mud.
Maybe it has something to do with the fact you blew up my house with a comet!!!
Pocky
Oh yeah
CLOSE ON Pocky as she looks down at Jem, the chamomile tea now overflowing allover her gloved hand.
Youre still upset about that? That was like a week ago!
Pocky looks up and taps his chin.
Or was it two weeks or maybe a month I dont know!
POV Pocky Jem slides to the back of the box, hiding himself from Pocky.
(FV) Pocky throws away the cup of tea and begins to rock the box Jems in like a child, trying to rattle him out as he somehow manages to stay perfectly still.
Aw come onnnn!! Loosen up and give me that power of yours already!
CLOSE ON (UV) Pocky.
Jem (OS)
Pocky, can I ask you a random question?
Pocky stops rocking Jems box, she raises her left eyebrow and puts her hand on her hip.
Pocky
A random question? UGH another one? I thought we took care of that in the first episode!
She opens up a small portal and pulls out the DVD for the first episode of the Duo ex Mania OVA and taps at the subtitle under the logo that says Vol. 1: First QUESTIONS.
Thus why it was titled First QUESTIONS with the QUESTIONS in capital letters!
WIDEN ON (FV) Jem and Pocky.
Jem
Well can I ask anyway?
Pocky
Oh sure, whos it going to hurt?
Pocky throws the DVD over her shoulder and suddenly we hear a shattering sound and someone screaming comically in pain.
CLOSE ON Jems eyes as he looks over to his left in Pockys direction.
Jem
How are you able to make those portals appear out of nowhere that you pull all this stuff from?
POV box Pocky as she leans back and folds her arms, looking down at the screen.
Pocky
Oh that; I just have the power to reach into Hammerspace.
POV Pocky looking down at the top of Jems box.
Jem (OS)
Hammerspace?
POV box Pocky slouches forward comically.
Pocky
Uggggh I gotta explain that too dont I? (Sigh) fine here.
Pocky reaches up off screen and pulls down a yellow backdrop with pocky stick designs that covers the screen.
A random cheerful beat plays in the background as Pocky leans in from the left side of the screen and looks at the audience. She blinks with surprise and waves at the screen.
Oh! Hey everybody!
Pocky slides her entire body on screen and stands in the middle of the screen.
Its me, your host Pocky! Here for another great segment of~
PAN right so Pockys now standing at the left side of the screen as she holds out her hand politely to the title with each word appearing as she says it.
Pockys Snack Sized Facts!
The title vanished as the camera PANS left so Pockys in the middle again.
A segment where I teach YOU about the many things in Duo ex Mania that might confuse and frighten yooooou.
After pretending to shiver like shes scared, she claps her hands together.
And on todays show, were going to learn about~
Pocky spreads out her hands and the blue colored word Hammerspace stretches in between them.
Hammerspaaaaaaaace. Otherwise known as the power to pull random objects out of nowhere without any logical explanation. The term Hammerspace actually comes from the words~
Pocky points down at the Hammer in Hammerspace as it begins to glow yellow.
~Hammer: an object that can be used as a tool or a weapon.
Hammer stops glowing as Pocky points down at space and it glows instead.
And space: an infinite void in which all matter exists.
The word Hammerspace: disappears as Pocky puts her hands together.
You see, for many years animated shows had gotten away with being able to do anything simply because they arent bound by the limitations of reality. But then sooome people decided to start making realistic cartoons, and all of the sudden you were required to have an explanation for how the talking dog pulled a key out of its fur. And thus, the term Hammerspace was born.
Pocky holds up a piece of paper.
Heres an example.
CLOSE ON the piece of paper, revealing a crude drawing of a female white mage that recycles the same two frames over and over again to show her walking along a forest of poorly drawn and scribble colored trees.
(narration)
This is Jean, a poorly drawn white mage traveling the world in search of adventure.
Jean suddenly appears in a poorly drawn fantasy village.
(narration)
Shes very beautiful, but also a virgin
Crudely drawn faces with sly grins, evil smirks or big creepy smiles pop up randomly around the white mage and stare at her.
(narration)
And when these two things are put together she instantly becomes irresistible to every pervert in existence.
She looks around and begins to shake nervously.
(narration)
Oh no! Here comes a pervert right now!
The faces disappear and a stick figure with a sly grin approaches Jean, she takes a few steps back and looks terrified.
(narration)
What ever will Jean do? Shes merely a white mage and all she knows is healing magic!
Jean looks through her little pouch, pulling out herbs and other small healing objects.
CLOSE ON Jean looking through her little pouch.
(narration)
Why dont you dig a little deeper Jean? Im sure youll find just what youre looking for!
Jean looks at the screen for a moment and nods, and then reaches deeper into her pouch. ZOOM IN on Jeans pouch and an x-ray vision activates, showing a Hammerspace portal at the bottom of the Jeans pouch with her hand going through it.
(narration)
And as you see, inside Jeans pouch exists a portal to Hammerspace where she can pull out her secret weapon!
WIDEN between the stick figure pervert and Jean as she pulls out a giant mallet from her pouch.
(narrator)
Let him have it sister!
CLOSE ON (UV) the stick figure pervert as Jean WHACKS him in the head with the mallet so hard that it sends him flying in the air twirling.
WIDEN ON Jean as she puts the mallet on her shoulder while the pervert is sent flying off screen.
(narration)
Good job Jean, now just put that mallet back in your pouch and its like it was never there!
Jean nods eagerly and slides the big mallet back in her pouch without it altering in shape at all.
CUT back to Pocky standing in front of the screen again.
And thats the jest of Hammerspace. Anything, anywhere, anytime, its awesome! Well this is your host Pocky, closing another exciting and insightful segment of Pockys Snack Sized Facts, see ya next time everybody!!!
Pocky waves excitedly at the screen.
The music stops as Pocky pulls the frame of her Pockys Snack Sized Facts segment off screen and looks down at Jem (OS).
Pocky
There! Now you cant whine that I dont explain anything to you!
CLOSE ON (OV SV) Jems face while he looks up at Pocky (OS) from the corner of his eyes.
Jem
Guess not,
WIDEN on Jem in his box and Pocky as she turns her back to him, folds her arms and sticks her nose in the air.
Pocky
Guess not.
Pocky quickly turns around and frantically shakes Jems box again.
DID YOU AT LEAST LEARN ANYTHING FROM THAT CUT AWAY MINI SEGMENT?!?!
CLOSE ON (UV) Pocky.
Connie (OS)
JEEEEEEM!!!
Pocky stops rocking Jems box looks to her left.
Pocky
Eeh?
CLOSE ON (OV SV) Jem as he looks ahead and blinks.
Jem
Huh?
(SV) Pocky very quickly scurries into the ground as Connie runs up to the front of Jems box, holding an umbrella over her head.
Connie
Oh my god! Jem, Ive been looking everywhere for you!
CLOSE ON Jem while he looks up at Connie with a bit of a disoriented look on his face.
Jem
Connie
CLOSE ON (UV) Connies face while she calmly smiles down at Jem (OS).
Connie
Hehe
Connie blinks and looks around a bit.
Hey, wait
WIDEN ON (SV) Connie looking around.
Wasnt there someone here with you? A girl Im sure of it.
(FV) Jem blinks slowly as he leans out of his box and looks to his left.
Jem
Huh ?
PAN left to show just a barely noticeable rabbit hole in the ground.
CLOSE ON Jems face as he blinks again, his face quickly degenerating into a depressed look.
Oh guess you were seeing things
(OV) Pocky pops her head out of a random patch of mud.
POV behind Pockys head about 30ft in the distance, Connie talks to Jem (hidden inside his box)
(FV) Pocky frowns while the pile of mud on her head slowly slides off in chunks.
Pocky
(frustrated)
HMMMM I cant hear anything from this distance!
Pocky pulls her right hand out of the mud and snaps her fingers.
Ah ha! I got it!
She puts her hand into the mud again and pulls out a television remote. Pocky pushes a button on the remote, making subtitles appear at the bottom of the screen.
There,
Pocky looks down at the subtitles of what she just said.
Perfect!
WIDEN ON (SV) Connie and Jem (OS) in his box.
Connie
So is this where youve been ever since that comet blew up your house?
Jem (OS)
I guess so you saw that?
Connie rubs the back of her leg with her foot.
Connie
Well, yeah I mean everyone saw it. It was pretty hard to miss.
CLOSE ON Jem as he looks down.
Jem
Yeah youre right.
CLOSE ON (UV) Connies face while she looks down at Jem (OS) worriedly.
POV over Connies shoulder looking down at Jem as he stares at his lap with his eyes hidden behind his hair.
Connie
But what about your parents? Wherever they are they must be worried sick about you!
Jem
I doubt it and besides,
CLOSE ON Jems saddening eyes that can be partially seen through his hair.
I dont want to show my face to them again all I am anymore is a worthless embarrassment
CLOSE ON Connies back as she puts her right arm behind her back and grabs her left arm.
Connie
Mm
CLOSE ON (UV) Connies face as she shakes her head gently.
Aw no come on Jem. How about you stay at my place at least? Just so youre out of this terrible weather weve been having lately
CLOSE ON (SV) Jems face as he stares at his lap and clinches his teeth.
Jem
(low tone)
No thank you
Jem begins to growl.
Connie (OS)
Please Jem, Im just trying to help make things right.
(FV) Jem raises his head quickly, striking a dark and rage filled glare.
Jem
I SAID NO THANK YOU!!!!
CLOSE ON Connies face as her eyes widen, shrinking quickly with a bit of fear.
Ext. Jems property day raining
CUT TO one of the geese swimming in the flooded crater as a bubble comes out of water and pops in front of goose, causing it to quack with surprise.
Ext. abandoned trailer park day - raining
CUT BACK as the startled fear on Connies face calms down, turning into a mix of pity and sadness as her eyes narrow and she takes a step back.
Connie
Oh! Ok
Connie begins to turns around slowly but keeps facing down at Jem.
The offer will always be available though if you decide to take it
WIDEN from behind Jems box as Connie turns her back to it.
POV behind Connie she looks over her shoulder one last time at Jem.
If I see your parents, I wont tell them youre here
After a brief moment of silence passes Connie looks away from Jem and closes her eyes.
Youre welcome
Connie walks off screen.
CLOSE ON Pockys head sticking out of the mud as she blinks and turns off the subtitles.
Pocky
Huuuuh?!
WIDEN ON (FV) Jem as Pocky digs through the ground in a clear homage to Bugs Bunny and pops the upper half of her body out of the mud and leans against Jems box, putting her arm over the top like shes putting it over someones shoulder.
Now what was THAT about?
Jem
Its none of your business
CLOSE ON Pockys face as she blinks again and looks over at Jem (OS).
Pocky
Eh? None of my business?
WIDEN ON (OV) Connie as she steps onto the sidewalk, managing to catch a bus waiting at the bus stop before it took off.
(OS)
You were on the verge of using a series of R-rated swear words to tell that girl to screw off!
POV outside the bus Connie takes her seat and closes her eyes, resting her head against the window.
(OS)
So obviously she did something to make you want to do that!
WIDEN ON (FV) Jem and Pocky looks over at him.
So who is she?
Pocky begins randomly pop up all around Jems box.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Pocky pops right beside Jem in his box, poking his cheek hard.
The onslaught of questions annoying you yet?
CLOSE ON Jem he snaps at Pocky and glares at her.
Jem
Gr shes my ex-girlfriend, alright?!
POV Jem Pocky sits up dramatically, hands held back with a comical and clearly fake startled expression.
Pocky
Ex-girlfriend?!
Pocky taps her chin and pouts her lip out.
Hmm
WIDEN ON (FV) Jem and Pocky.
Just a sec!
Pocky zips out of the box in a dragged out blur.
WIDEN ON Pockys buffalo sleeping in the mud and the storage truck its saddled to. Pocky zooms past the buffalo and stops in front of the truck as she slaps the doors open and hops inside, slamming the doors shut behind her.
Int. Pockys storage truck
POV over Reggies shoulder the British talking penguin tips his hat to Pocky as she crawls in.
Reggie
Greetings madam.
Pocky
Not now Reggie! Im plotting!
POV Pocky Reggie sits at the back wall of the storage truck while stirring his cup of chamomile tea.
Reggie
Ohhh?
(FV) Pocky sits down and pulls out her long list and stares at it while rubbing her chin. Reggie walks up beside Pocky.
And whatre you plotting?
Pocky
Another way to try and make Jem unleash his power to do anything.
CLOSE ON Pockys face as the lower half is covered by her list.
Now lets see trying to kill Jem didnt work and next on the list is
POV Pocky Pocky taps the next bullet point that reads Make him incredibly sad with Try to kill him above it crossed out.
(OS)
Make him incredibly sad.
CLOSE ON (SV) Pockys face as she raises her head and taps her chin a bit while Reggie watches her curiously in the background.
Hmm for weeks now all Jem has done is mope around in that box but then that mood suddenly accelerated moment his ex-girlfriend came into contact with him.
Pocky lowers the list and looks down and gnaws on the tip of her index finger.
Huh
The background suddenly fades black and Pockys color pallet shifts to white with blood red colored hair and shading.
PAN across Pockys stern eyes as she ponders.
(thinking)
That girl mustve done something to Jem that was so traumatic that itd make him extremely hostile and depressed by just getting near him but what?
CLOSE ON a lit light bulb that suddenly appears above Pockys head with the background and all the colors returning to normal at the same time.
(UV) ZOOM OUT as Pocky stands up; slamming her right fist into her left palm while Reggie looks up at her.
I got it! Ill go back in time with Jem and find out what his ex-girlfriend did to make him so sad with just her presence!!
Reggie
Doesnt that seem needlessly complicated? Why cant you just ask him what she did?
Pocky glares down at Reggie and flails her arms around.
Pocky
BECAUSE MY IDEAS MY MORE CREATIVE!
Pocky puts her hands on her hips with puffs of smoke coming out her ears.
Reggie
Maybe so, but wouldnt time travel befriend the risk of imploding the universe?
Pocky
Alright FINE, Ill try your amaaazing idea first, but if that fails then Im pulling out the time machine!
Pocky marches off to the backdoors (going OS).
POV over Reggies shoulder Pocky opens the right backdoor and hops out of the truck. She turns around to look at Reggie and grab the door.
And by the way Reggie, time travel only implodes the universe if you mess with its time space continuity!
Pocky slams the door shut so hard that it makes the entire truck shakes.
CLOSE ON Reggies chamomile tea as it spills on the floor in front of his feet. PAN UP to Reggies face as he looks at the now empty teacup hes holding.
Reggie
Oh drat.
Ext. abandoned trailer park day raining
WIDEN ON Pocky as she slides her hand off the closed backdoor and marches towards Jems box (OS).
CLOSE ON Jem as he sits at the back of his box while he hugs his knees.
POV Jem Pocky leans her head into the box from the top left corner with a bright look on her face.
Pocky
Hey!
WIDEN ON (FV) Pocky as she moves back and just leans against Jems box while looking up at her left hand.
Jem
What do you want ?
Pocky
Ooooooh nothing.
CLOSE ON (UV) Pocky from a back angle as she over her shoulder and down at the screen.
But now that you mention it I am still curious what that ex-girl of yours actually did to you to make you get so depressed.
Jem (OS)
I dont want to talk about it
Pocky
Oh you dont! Well, good thing we got that out of the way.
Pocky steps away from the box (going OS).
CLOSE ON Jem while he continues to hug his knees, trying to ignore Pocky while the sound of a large Hammerspace portal opening can be heard in the background.
(OS)
Because, with that said and done.
CLOSE ON Pockys feet as she struggles to take one small step forward while her feet sink deep into the mud.
(OS)
We can finally move on to~
CLOSE ON a random patch of mud as a BIG white spherical object slams on top of it.
WIDEN ON Pocky standing with her hand against a giant white sphere shaped time machine with a thick black line and windows going around the middle. 4 robotic spider-like legs stick out from the lower section and digging into the ground.
The fun stuff!
POV Pocky Jem finally leans out of his box and looks behind it at Pocky and the time machine (OS).
Jem
Whats that thing?
CLOSE ON Pocky as the entrance walkway flips down beside her.
Pocky
A time machine! Now come on, were going!
CLOSE ON Jem as he closes his eyes.
Jem
(Sigh), not this again
POV Pocky Jem leans back and hides in the box again.
(OS)
Im not going, not this time
CLOSE ON (UV) Jems box while he sits inside it hugging his knees as Pocky walks up behind him and points at the box.
Pocky
Ohhhhh yes you are! I need your memories so the time machine doesnt send us to some place; like Egypt a thousand years ago!
Jem
No! Im not going anywhere. Not until I know I can write again!!
Pocky
GRRRR
Pocky grabs the front of Jems box and pulls it back.
CLOSE ON the ground in front of Pockys feet as the backend of Jems box smacks into the mud.
POV above Pocky Jem gets raddled around and stares up at Pocky as she stands over the box.
Jem
Ah! huh?
CLOSE ON (SV) Pockys face while she glares at Jem (OS).
Pocky
Im fed up with you doing nothing but hiding in this box~
CLOSE ON Pockys left hand as she presses it against the box.
ZOOM OUT from Pockys face to her entire body as she spins around while holding the box up with Jem still inside
~And using it as a substitute for your house!!!
Pocky hurls the box with all her might right at the entrance of the time machine.
Int. time machine
The box goes FLYING through the entrance and bounces off the end of the big sphere shaped room, rolling around like a dice until it stops on its side and Jem slides out semi-conscious. Four metal tentacles with white cartoon-ish gloved hands come out of the chair behind the box and grab onto Jems wrists and ankles.
Jem
Ohhhhhhh
CLOSE ON the entrance to the time machine as Pocky walks inside, suddenly looking a lot more relaxed then she was just a second ago.
Pocky
See, now was that so hard?
WIDEN ON the metal tentacles strapping Jem down to the chair while Pocky walks on screen and stands in the foreground.
And dont worry, I got all this under control.
Pocky rolls her eyes and pouts her lip to its side a bit.
(mutters)
It just better be worth it
POV Jem Pocky stands in front of a HUGE control panel, full of screens, switches, knobs, buttons, lights, gages and much, much more. She rubs the back of her head like shes a little confused.
Now lets see
CLOSE ON Pockys hand pulls a handlebar switch down.
(OS)
We pull this switch,
CLOSE ON Pockys hand twisting a knob.
(OS)
Twist this knob,
CLOSE ON Pockys hand pushing a bunch of random buttons that light up.
(OS)
Push these buttons,
CLOSE ON Pockys finger flicking a bunch of small flat switches.
(OS)
Flick these doodads,
CLOSE ON 3 small gages while the needles flicker around randomly and Pockys reflection can be scene off of the glass cover.
(OS)
Watch these things for a couple seconds.
POV Pocky looking at a screen showing Jems brainwave patterns while information faxes out of the slot right under it in an endless sheet of paper.
(OS)
Make sure our destination is based on the location of your brainwave signal annnnnd
CLOSE ON a big red button and Pocky pushes down on it. PAN around to an under-view shot of Pocky pushing down on the button.
(OS)
BINGO!
Ext. abandoned trailer park day raining
WIDEN ON the time machine as the entrance walkway and robotic legs pull back inside, completely the spherical shape as the machine floats 10ft above the ground with top and bottom halves between the black center spinning in opposite directions. They spin faster and faster as the time machine begins to glow and suddenly POP! The time machine vanishes into thin air in a comical flash.
END OF ACT ONE
















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